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Monday, 18 January 2010 22:02 |
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After I heard the news of the recent death of a Mullins South Carolina woman, Dorina Williams, who was the allegedly caught shoplifting at the Conway Wal-Mart, I decided to do a quick Google search for the story. I thought the story would come right up, but much to my surprise I had to weed through many other stories of Wal-Mart shoplifters who died at the hands of Wal-Mart employees! You may want to think twice before you attempt to shoplift at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart where apparently “you steal, you die”! |
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Wednesday, 04 November 2009 21:38 |
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Last week Bill Seebeck decided to try his luck at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Tampa. He spent around $80 on the Bally Ultimate Party Spin Slot machine for a half hour. At $4 a game he’s made a minor investment for the huge jackpot he was about to be on the receiving end of! When the lights started flashing and bells started ringing he knew this was it! The display flashed an unbelievable winning number: $166,666,666.65! Seeback was astounded when he saw the slot machine he was playing flashed a winning sum of more than $166 million!Seebeck told CBS "I was screaming, I was like up and around screaming." Seebeck, of Daytona Beach, Fla., said that the Casino managers immediately came over and roped off the machine. Seebeck spent the next hour dreaming about how he would spend his massive winnings, but the casino had other plans… |
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Wednesday, 14 October 2009 19:56 |
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 On Monday Morning October 12 the workers at the Lakeview, Massachusetts golf course started their day with a surprising new 10‘ X 10‘ design on the 18th hole of the green. Some vandals wasted their entire night carving: I, backwards swastika symbol, Obama. First of all I have to ask did the vandals realize that a backwards swastika symbol is a sign of love and hope? Not hate? Maybe they are Dyslexic Nazis. Who knows, maybe these F*CKIN’ LOSERS meant to say “I love Obama” or maybe they meant to say “I hate Obama” but anyway you slice it was a F*CKIN’ LOSER move.
What really amazed me was the massive online response to the event that suggested that Obama was “as much of a megalomaniac” as Hitler himself!” I have never seen a president so unfairly attacked in the way Obama is. You can’t help but wonder if the fact that Barack Obama is our first black president makes people opens him up to such public ridicule. It’s not like America was doing great, debt free and world peace established and Obama swopped in and bankrupt America and started another World War. All I’m saying is give the guy a chance to do his job! As for the F*CKIN’ LOSERS who decided to redecorate the Lakeview Golf Course, take some time to research your symbols before you spend the night carving the wrong symbol in the grass. |
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Wednesday, 16 September 2009 06:47 |
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 By now most of America has seen Kanye West’s rude interruption of poor Taylor Swift’s first ever Video Music Award acceptance speech for her hit “You Belong to Me”. The poor girl was obviously really excited to accept her MTV Video Music Award for the Best Female Video of 2009 when Kanye West in his infinite lack of wisdom an couth jumped on stage and angrily stated “I'm happy for you and I'ma let you speak but I want to say that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!" His outburst was met with boos from the crowd nut by then the damage was done, the music started and a bewildered Taylor Swift was accompanied off stage without getting a chance to finish her speech! To top it off she had to perform a few minutes later.
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Thursday, 03 September 2009 06:38 |
 T S. announced today that he will be shaving the hair off his balls! The news shocked Facebook, friends and family across the nations were dumbstruck by the news. Could it be true? Would his balls survive the suckling to the side of his leg as he wears his tighty whities in the not days ahead? Or is this how he shows his concern for his many female friends by avoiding the discomfort of annoying hairballs? We questioned about the matter, Brittney Spears stood up and said it was the next best thing sushi in Africa! Lindsay Lohan was disturbed by the news stating “ If T had done this sooner, Samantha Ronson would not have found that hair in my tooth and dumped me!” Keep checking back for the latest on this shocking story! |
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Thursday, 13 August 2009 01:02 |
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 When Mary Jo Buttafouco released her book entitled "Getting It Through My Thick Skull - Why I Stayed, What I Learned, and What Millions of People Involved with Sociopaths Need to Know." Joey Buttafuoco didn't appreciate being called a "sociopath" by his ex-wife, and now he's taking her to court.
This, coming from the many that had his 16 year old mistress shoot his wife Mary Jo in the face, causing irreparable damage, sounds like a sociopath to me YOU FCKIN’ LOSER! The Long Island lothario said he's filing a lawsuit against ex-wife Mary Jo Buttafuoco for allegedly dragging his “good” name through the mud in her tell-all book. Joey, if you ever had a good name, it has been dragged through the mud countless times already, what’s one more time going to do? According to representative of Joey Buttafouco ,"The book contains countless references to Mr. Buttafuoco describing and diagnosing him as a sociopath," said his lawyer, Russell Halpern. "We believe that Ms. Buttafuoco is liable." I think this is another desperate attempt for Joey Buttafouco to stay n the limelight and make a cash little extra. The plans for Joey Buttafouco and Amy Fisher’s reality show, “Another Shot of Love” never came to fruition and let’s face it, the guy doesn’t have a whole lot going for him. Move on Joey Buttafouco you FCKIN’ LOSER! |
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Thursday, 13 August 2009 00:28 |
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 Michael Douglas’s son Cameron Douglass is no stranger to trouble, but this one takes the cake. Michael Douglas’s son Cameron Douglass apparently used his girlfriend, 32 year old Kelly Scott, as a drug mule to smuggle heroin to him in an electric toothbrush. Kelly Scott was caught attempting to sneak drugs to Cameron Douglass while he was on house arrest in New York for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine. What a FCKIN” LOSER!
A security guard was suspicious of Kelly Scott’s delivery and sent local Police to raid the hotel room where Douglass was living. During the raid Cameron Douglas was very concerned with grabbing his electric toothbrush, which no doubt raised a few red flags. The authorities not only found the electric toothbrush full of heroin but found more heroin, marijuana and methamphetamine. Kelly Scott is being held without bail and a magistrate ordered treatment for her addiction while Douglas remains on house arrest at his mother’s luxury home. So, Let me get this straight, Kelly is locked up with no bail and thankfully getting much needed treatment for her drug addiction while Cameron, son and grandson of Hollywood royalty sits in the lap of luxury? More importantly, what is being done about Cameron Douglas’ serious drug problem? Is he the next contestant on Celebrity rehab? Whether he is booked on a reality show or goes to rehab I just hope he gets the help that he needs. |
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